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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where 
an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" 
is said to be the toughest tongue twister 
in the English language.

More than 50% of the people in the world 
have never made or received a telephone call.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. 
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 
two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, 
then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

The Center of the BIBLE

This is pretty strange or odd how it worked out this way.
What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? Answer - Psalms 117
What is the longest chapter in the Bible? Answer - Psalms 119
Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? Answer - Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188
What is the center verse in the Bible?
Answer - Psalms 118:8 (NKJV) "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."
What are the two words in the middle of the verse, or the exact center words of the Bible?
You guessed it, "THE LORD"!!

What crocodile fat is good for...

A Zambian crocodile farmer contacted me this week because he regularly has demands for crocodile fat for medicinal purposes. Perhaps this may interest you as well…
Indeed, many cultures seek
crocodile oil or fat for medicinal use. In Madagascar crocodile oil is prescribed for a wide variety of complaints, including burns, skin ulcers, and cancer. Crocodile fat is important in Asian medicines for treatment of asthma. Similar uses have been reported in South America and in the Caribbean islands of the Dominican Republic and Haiti.
Crocodile fat (oil) was even used to anoint the Pharaohs of ancient times. By being anointed the new Pharaoh would attain the fortitude of the holy crocodile or Messeh, (Messiah-The Anointed One).


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