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AUGUST 1, 2010


NEWS

World's Shortest 
Books:
 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
 by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA

by  
Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by  Osama Bin Laden  
 
NEGROES I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
 
THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates  
 
THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman   
 
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry 


AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
 
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell  

 
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson 

THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY 

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson 
 
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy 
 
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson 
 
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy  Pelosi 


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