AUGUST 1, 2005
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
insurgent soldier, injured and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag egg-sucking dog, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich *&#)@^, good-for-nothing, fat, drunk son of a bitch. We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
A man and his wife had
been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast
little sports car so she could zip through traffic
Muskydine wine makes you feel
citizenry is afraid of offending the
government, that's a bad
situation. When the
government is afraid of offending the
citizenry, that's a
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