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 JULY 1, 2010 |
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JULY 1, 2010 |
Playboy
just offered Sarah Palin $4 Million
to
pose nude in the July issue...
Michelle
Obama got offered 50 Bucks
from
National Geographic.....
And of course, we
all remember the KFC
"Hillary Meal"
. . . two small breasts and two big thighs. Now, KFC has announced
an addition to their chicken dinners. It's called the
Obama Cabinet
Bucket,
and consists of nothing but left wings and aholes.
CATTLE GUARDS
For
those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards
are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across
highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some
reason the cattle will not step on the
"guards,"
probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the
rails. And these guys are running our country?
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THE IRISH MILLIONAIRE Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left ? phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question.....will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?" SPARROW THRUSH MAGPIE CUCKOO "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''so I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ." Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......It's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I'm fookin sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is, Sir." There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"
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