NEW DOLLAR BILL

Given what's happening with the economy these days, the Treasury Department has issued a new dollar bill:

G. W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning  stages. You will want to be the first at your corporation to make  a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
 The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 
 The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
 The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to show  up.
 The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
 The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
 The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able  to find.
 The Iraq War Room: After you complete your first tour, they make  you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. 
 The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete  with shooting gallery.
 Plans also include:
 The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal)  an election.
 The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite  Republican Senators.
 Last, but not least, an entire floor is devoted to a 7/8 scale  model of the President's ego.
 To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have  an electron microscope to help you locate them.
 When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about  the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his  father's. The library will be powered completely by  newkular energy.