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JULY 1, 2008



Given what's happening with the economy these days, the Treasury Department has issued a new dollar bill:

    G. W. Bush Presidential Library

    The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning  stages. You will want to be the first at your corporation to make  a contribution to this great man's legacy.
    The Library will include:
    The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 
    The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
     The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to show  up.
    The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
    The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
     The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able  to find.
     The Iraq War Room: After you complete your first tour, they make  you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. 

     The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete  with shooting gallery.
     Plans also include:
    The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal)  an election.
    The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite  Republican Senators.
    Last, but not least, an entire floor is devoted to a 7/8 scale  model of the President's ego.
     To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have  an electron microscope to help you locate them.
     When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about  the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his  father's. The library will be powered completely by 
    newkular energy.



Clean fish and wipe as dry as possible.  Sprinkle with salt and pepper and dip in flour, egg and crumbs and fry in deep fat.  From 5 to 6 minutes is sufficient for any but large pieces.  Drain perfectly dry on paper and serve hot, garnished with parsley.

From Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.



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