NEW DOLLAR BILL
Given what's happening with the economy
these days, the Treasury Department has issued a new dollar bill:
G. W. Bush
The George W.
Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You will
want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution
to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air
National Guard Room, where you don't have to show up.
Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which
no one has been able to find.
The Iraq War Room: After you complete your first tour, they make
you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
Plans also include:
Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Last, but not
least, an entire floor is devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will
have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much
about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better
than his father's. The library will be powered completely by
Clean fish and wipe as dry as possible.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and dip in flour, egg
and crumbs and fry in deep fat. From 5 to 6
minutes is sufficient for any but large pieces.
Drain perfectly dry on paper and serve hot,
garnished with parsley.
Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh
A thief in
Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
After careful planning, he got past security, stole
the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when
his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason
I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing