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JUNE 1, 2010



To show your support for President Obama, please scroll to the very end of the list and add your name. 

1. Michelle Obama


It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Obama.  You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it.  It is
already impossible to live on Social Security alone.  
If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives? 
As stated below, the Senate voted recently to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits. Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service. Instructions are below.  If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names. If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you
know. Thank you! To add your name, click on 'forward'.  Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on. When the petition hits 1,000, send to:
PETITION for President Obama:
Dear Mr. President: 
We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security.  We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the  United States.



 Overheard at job interview....

Lemon Picker
I went to apply for a job in a Florida lemon grove.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had
any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama.

Murphy's Laws of Fishing:

1) The fish were on fire, the week before you arrived.
2) The cousin you don't like much and only invited because you needed a fourth guy catches the biggest fish.
3) Your rain gear only tears when it's about to pour and you don't have anything to fix it.

Never Choke in 
a Restaurant 
in the South
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. 
While having a bite to eat, they talk 
about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, 
who is eating a sandwich,  begins to 
After a minute or so, it becomes 
apparent that she is inReal distress. 
One of the hillbillies looks at her 
and says, 
'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the
woman, lifts up her dress, yanks 
down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick 
with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she
has a violent spasm and the 
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again the
Hillbilly walks slowly back to his 
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd 
heerd of that there 'Hind Lick 
Maneuver' but I ain't niver 
seed nobody do it!'


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