THE HUMAN BODY 

It  takes your food seven seconds to get from your  mouth to your stomach.
One  human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb)..
The  average man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb.
Human  thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A  woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There  are about one trillion bacteria on each of your  feet.
Women blink twice  as often as men.
The  average person's skin weighs twice as much as the  brain.
Your body uses 300  muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If  saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste  it.
Women  reading this will be finished now.
Men  are still busy checking their thumbs.

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It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly" indeed 100 days into Obama's presidency.

Swine flu.

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Already banned in New Orleans, OBAMA TO TAX ASPIRIN..... I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN  BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.