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JUNE 1, 2003


NEWS

BEARTOWN NEWS LINKED to famous
J. R. GACH

Now you can just click the link on the home page and be instantly transferred to the website of Junior Gantz or J. R. Gach or whatever you would like to call him.  This media star has many voices and opinions both of which can be heard on Modern Rock, K-Rock radio 93.7 FM from 6 to 10 AM every weekday in the Albany NY area..  Co-host Mary Silver's sexy voice provides up to the minute world, national, and regional news along with a daily report on her love life. This program and website are rated somewhere between W and Y.   Be sure to start your day with their enlightening banter!


J R


MARY SILVER


GASTRONOMIC OBSERVATIONS

"It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there is a chili you cannot eat." Daniel Pinkwater
"It is so beautifully arranged on the plate, you know someone has had their hands all over it." Julia Child
" My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic." Mme. Chiang Kai-shek
"I did not say that this meat was tough. I just said I didn't see the horse that usually stands outside." W.C. Fields
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." W.C. Fields
New York's own islands of watercress and Postum in seas of gastronomical exotica." Julie Baumgold (on little old lady restaurants)
"Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I'll show you an advanced toilet technology." Paul Hawkins
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces." Judith Viorst
"The difference between roast beef and peas soup is...anyone can roast beef." Tom Snyder
"The French peasant cuisine is at the basis of the culinary art. By this I mean it is composed of honest elements that la grand cuisine only embellishes." Alexandre Dumaine
"The fricassee with dumplings is made by a Mrs. Miller whose husband has left her four times on account of her disposition and returned four times on account of her cooking..." Rex Stout
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." George Miller

LITERARY  TAUNTS

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man & worships his creator." - John Bright
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill (concerning Clement Atlee)
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."- Irvin S. Cobb
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open." - Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." --Jack E. Leonard
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." - Groucho Marx
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity." - Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"She is a peacock in everything but beauty." - Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."- Oscar Wilde
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

 

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