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APRIL 1, 2010



A customer was out shopping for a new ride yesterday.  Just for fun, he took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive.  He wanted to sense that Escalade "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
The customer stated that the car must be a Republican car.
Looking a bit angry, the salesman asked why I thought it was a Republican car.  I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your A year-round.
The customer had to walk back to the dealership...



After the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,  numerous bad jokes were on the internet by people defaming Cajuns as `not too smart'. Let me state categorically I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with Democrats is a genius!

O  jokes per late night comics

Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.. -Letterman



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