HOW TO USE THE REBATE
As you may have heard,
the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now
get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline
it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it
will all go to India.
If we purchase fruit and
vegetables it will all go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it
will all go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap
it will all go to Taiwan.
,,,and none of it will help
the American economy.
We need to keep that money
here in America, so the only
way to keep that money here at home is to buy
beer, since those are the only
businesses still in the US.
BAN ON DYING
PAU, France (AFP)
- The mayor of a French village has issued a decree banning
residents from dying in his territory unless they own a spot in
the overcrowded cemetery.
forbidden for any person not having a plot in the cemetery ... to
die on the territory of the village,"
the mayor of the southwestern village of
wrote in a decree that warned of
Mayor Gerard Lalanne told AFP he had taken the radical measure to
protest against a legal ruling preventing him from enlarging the
burial ground in the village of 260 people.
dead person to come along, I'll send him to the state's
Lalane said he had been inspired by the mayor of another
Cugnaux, who had also outlawed death as a protest last year and
who thus won the right to enlarge the village's cemetery.
The haunch and saddle of a
young bear is very good roasted, tasting almost like
pork, but old bear meat is extremely tough and is
only palatable in a highly seasoned stew.
A rabbit should be drawn as
soon as possible after taking, but should not be
skinned until ready to use. They are best in
the fall or early winter when they are young.
Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh
DON'T BITE ME!
CHEAP, way of
getting rid of mosquitoes is Listerine, the original
medicinal type. The Dollar Store-type works, too. No
need to rely on bats.
Spray the lawn or deck floor where you will be
relaxing. Spray around exterior doors.