APRIL 1, 2006
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has
developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She
is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
COPPERHEAD SANDWICH SPREAD
a bunch of copperheads mashed real flat
From Gourmet style Road Kill Cooking by Jeff Eberbaugh
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a bass
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