Bear News Beartown News

March 1, 2010


NEWS

BEARTOWN WELCOMES NEW LAW FIRM

Dewey Cheatum & Howe
Attorneys at law


 
IF YOU DON'T WANT A WORM IN YOUR COMPUTER, DON'T BUY AN APPLE.
TAXES are due SOON
Don't forget to pay  your taxes.... 
Muchas  gracias!  
21 million illegal aliens are 
depending on you! 


   OFFENDED SAILOR           
 

"I take exception to people saying that Obama, Reid and Pelosi  are spending like drunken sailors.

When I was a drunken sailor,
  I quit spending when I ran out of money." 

  HELL FREEZES OVER
 

For decades now, the pundits have been saying that The New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that Hell would freeze over before the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl.
On  Sunday, February 7, 2010 The Saints won the Super Bowl.
On that very same Sunday Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the government was  shut down.
I suppose we now know where Hell really is.


Airport body scans!

 

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. 

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. 

CASE CLOSED!


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