MARCH 1, 2000
Chuggins is always singing that song about being his own
grandpa and finally agreed to fully explain the situation.
Recently the Wexler twins went to see a
circus to celebrate their 80th birthday. Their hotel was
right next to the circus lot and Hiram was looking out
the window as Zeke prepared for bed.
March 17, St. Patricks Day and Evacuation Day, when the british redcoats got out of Boston and St, Patrick evicted the snakes from Ireland. For observing the day, wear a turkey-red coat, or vest, and put a bit of green ribbon, or a shamrock, in the buttonhole; the green above the red. On Easter day, wear a scrambled egg in the same place.
somebody say Beartown?
Whenever one is working with a computer comfort is of the utmost importance. Physical and eventually mental discomfort may result from poor work habits. The most important items to concentrate on are computer chips and LCDs. Select chips that are most palatable and not easily fragmented. Obtaining smaller quantities can result in having a larger selection and avoids staleness. The LCDs should be kept at a safe distance on another table. Accidents do happen and no user would want to spill a Liquid Cold Drink on their computer.
Chili today, hot tamale. Sunny tonight with the low slightly above today's high. This phenomenon often occurs because of the movement of some pressure areas either high lows or low highs. Metorologists are still puzzled by nature's inconsistancies and that is why we really don't provide you with an accurate forecast that often. But with all factors considered we actually do very well for just guessing.
The long trial of John Bevins finally ended with a jury verdict of not guilty to the charge of grand larceny. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" asked Bevins.
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Man wanted to work in Beartown dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Dog For Sale: eats anything, fond of children
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience prefered.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
YOU CHUCK IT, WE TRUCK IT!!! Beartown Refuse Removal
Great Dames For Sale
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment
DINNER SPECIAL Turkey $2.25; Chicken or beef $2.50; Children $2.00
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