DECEMBER 1, 2008
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If the current global economic crisis continues, within the year there will be only two banks left: the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank. They then will merge and become the Bloody $#+%! Bank.
Fellow Business Owner:
really bothered us as we believe we are family here and didn't
know how to choose who will have to go.
So, as a
fair approach to all employees, we strolled thru the parking
lot and found about 150 'Obama in 2008' bumper stickers on
employee cars. We have decided these folks should be the first
to be laid off since they believe redistribution of wealth
will work for them.
When doing your Holiday
year, take one card and
send it to the following address. If we
pass this message on and
everyone sends just one card, think of how many
cards these wonderful special people who have
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high
you might want to consider this...
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