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NOVEMBER 1, 2005



When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me,  who
just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
dried out....  and it's just in time for Thanksgiving


20 lb. turkey
2 cup melted butter 
2 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is fine)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE  REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350  degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. 
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. 
When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open and the turkey  flies across the room, it is done.

New Outrage!

Check your driver’s license...
OK, this is just too much!  Can you say “privacy?”  As in, “where is our  right to it."
Now you can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your own!
I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks, Homeland Security!  Maybe we should start up a petition or something protesting this.
What do you think?  Go to the website and check it out. It’s unbelievable! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the  screen, click the box marked  “Please Remove”.
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.




I squashed a little kittycat - doggone shame
Flat as a pancake and stuck to the frame
Right beside the manifold it cooks real slow
Depending on the weather and how fast ya go
To get him done in the middle ya gotta time it just right
It takes an hour in the day and two of the night
But if you're like me and like your tom cats rare
Just rev up your motor and don't go anywhere
If you've got a four barrel carb with dual exhaust pipes
Its hard to get your tom cat cooked just right
When it's done the way you like it and you're ready to eat
Cut the head and the tail off and all four feet
Add a slice of jack cheese and some whole wheat bread
It's a shame to eat a cat but he's already dead

From Gourmet style Road Kill Cooking by Jeff Eberbaugh

 Bin Laden

After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it
so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House:  "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."


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