NOVEMBER 1, 2000
New Microbrewery Opens
BEARWHIZ BREWERY opened last month and has become a
favorite stop for both residents and tourists. This all
natural brew using the golden water found throughout the
town results in a unique, slightly salty flavor. Listen
to the jingle as we fill your glass; it may take a minute.
flatlanders had come to Beartown on a weeks vacation to
go duck hunting. They had spent a lot of money on a boat,
clothing, shotguns, and a purebred Retriever. For the
entire week they had seen many ducks but were unable to
bag any. Knowing they would be humiliated by their
friends back home if the failed to get any ducks they
carefully analyzed their hunting proceedures step by step.
KNOW YOUR GROUPS
Army of frogs, bale of turtles, barren of mules, cast of hawks, convocation of eagles, down of hares, draught of fish, dray of squirrels, gaggle of geese, grist of bees, hover of trout, murder of crows, skulk of foxes, sleuth of bears, tribe of goats.
recent Sunday during our Minister's annual vacation, a
substitute from Rutland County came to deliver the
service. Unfortunately the congregation consisted of only
one man who was a farmer. The preacher asked him if he
thought he should go on with the service.
Did somebody say Beartown?
Heavy Rains Destroy Bridge
two day deluge washed out the bridge in Chipmunk Hollow
near the Nutley Farm on Friday evening Oct. 20. The State's
Bridge Engineer and his staff were ordered to review the
situation immediately. At 10AM the following Monday, the
State Engineer and the Superintendent of the Division
arrived at the Town Garage. They were greeted by the
veteran Road Commissioner.
Radiator Repair "Best Place in town to Take
Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Bill Dies in House
maternity room door "PUSH, PUSH, PUSH"
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