Bear News Beartown News

OCTOBER 1, 2001

NEWS

DIETITIAN SEMINAR

Diet has become a daily word for most of us. The large audience reflected the importance to today's society.
The speaker related: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disasterous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,
"Wedding cake."


CAR/HORSE ACCIDENT

An Acorn Hollow woman has been ticketed for failure to have a tail light on her horse.
The voilation was issued to Julie Haystack, 45, after the horse was struck from behind shortly after dark at the intersection of Acorn Hollow and Brook Road.
The Beartown Constable said horses are considered "vehicles" and must be equipped for nightime driving with lights that allow drivers to see them.
Ms. Haystack was treated for a bruised arm after the accident.
The horse died.
John Bunson, driver of the car, was not injured.


BEARTOWN'S FIRST MOBILE HOME


Did somebody say
Beartown?


JET DESTROYED at BEARTOWN AIRPORT

A group of pigs rooted under the airport fence and were stuck and killed by a two engine private jet as they were crossing the runway.
The pilot ejected and the $20 million jet veered off the runway and was destroyed.
The pilot says he has heard his fill of oinker jokes, including his wife's offer to let him pig out on a pork dinner.
Sausage, hams, bacon, pork chops, pigs feet, etc. are on sale at The Airport Market.


NEW MOVIE RELEASES

Being John Deere
The Green Smile
Three Brides for Seven Brothers
9 1/2 Teeth
Back to the Future: I'm my own Daddy
How Stella got her Tooth Back
Honey, I Blew Them Away

NEW AREA RESTAURANT OPENS OFFERING TRADITIONAL VERMONT FARE


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