JANUARY 1, 2010
BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON MILITARY
" I'd Rather Be
" Except For Ending
Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved
" U.S. Marines - Certified
Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
Force - Travel Agents to Allah"
" When In Doubt,
Empty the Magazine"
Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."
" The Marine
Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed
Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
" What Do I
Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Recoil."
- Providing Enemies of
Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775"
Liberty and the Pursuit
of Anyone Who Threatens It"
" Happiness Is a
God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job to Arrange the
Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar
" One Shot,
Twelve Kills -
Gun Fire Support"
" My Kid Fought
Iraq So Your
Kid Can Party in College"
Gunners - Accuracy by Volume"
" A Dead
Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"
" If You Can
Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It in English, Thank
people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have
POKE BERRY WINE
Pick ripe poke berries and
wash em in a crock
Add four packs of yeast and cover with a cloth
If ya spill on the floor clean it up wiyh a mop
Don't get it on your hands 'cause it won't come off
You can make a few bottles or make a whole case
Just pour off the juice and sweeten to taste
Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than
the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from
your mouth to your stomach .
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more
likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
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