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JANUARY 1, 2010



" I'd  Rather Be Waterboarding." 
" Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never  Solved Anything 
" U.S.
  Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating  Club."
U.S.   Air Force - Travel Agents to  Allah" 
" Stop  Global Whining" 

" When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine" 
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

" The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed  Overnight" 
" Death Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile  Back"     
" Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die  tired!" 
" What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?   Recoil." 
" Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their  Country since 1775"
" Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens  It" 

" Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon" 
 " It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job to Arrange the  Meeting" 

 " Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar  Brawl" 
" One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S.  Naval Gun Fire  Support"     

" My Kid Fought in Iraq So Your Kid Can Party in  College" 
" Machine Gunners - Accuracy by  Volume"    
" A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be the  Peacemakers"
" If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.  If You Can Read It in  English, Thank a Veteran" 
" Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference  in the world.  But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that  problem."
 ...Ronald Reagan



Pick ripe poke berries and wash em in a crock
Add four packs of yeast and cover with a cloth
If ya spill on the floor clean it up wiyh a mop
Don't get it on your hands 'cause it won't come off
You can make a few bottles or make a whole case
Just pour off the juice and sweeten to taste

From Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking by Jeff Eberbaugh


-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach .
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.


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