preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana
November 5, 2006
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza,
26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year
old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story
It seems the two crooks
never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been
a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the
front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and
grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the
first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the
11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his
abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the
left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to
death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45
caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That
victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from
stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS,
MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news....
Now that is Gun Control
Thought for the day:
Calling an illegal alien
an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an
Missouri definition of gun control "Being able to hit your
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than
the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from
your mouth to your stomach .
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more
likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
POKE BERRY WINE
Pick ripe poke berries and
wash em in a crock
Add four packs of yeast and cover with a cloth
If ya spill on the floor clean it up wiyh a mop
Don't get it on your hands 'cause it won't come off
You can make a few bottles or make a whole case
Just pour off the juice and sweeten to taste
Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking
by Jeff Eberbaugh
A man walked
into a very fancy hi-tech restaurant. As he waited
to be seated, he noticed that the Matre D’ was a
The robot clicked to attention and said
“Sir, there is a
one hour wait and I am programmed to converse with
you until your table is ready, if you please.”
Intrigued, the man said
The robot clicked a couple more times and asked
“Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered
“Oh, about 164.”
The robot then began to discuss the Theory of
Relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest
medical breakthroughs and such.
The man was most impressed. The next day he
returned and thought he’d try a different
This time when the robot asked his IQ, the man
So the robot discussed NASCAR, the latest football
scores and etc.
The man decided to try it one more time. When the
robot asked his IQ again, he replied
“Oh, I don’t know,
probably about 50.”
The robot clicked again and leaned real close and
spoke very slowly:
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