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JANUARY 1, 2008


NEWS

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana         November 5, 2006

      Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
      It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
     Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news....
     
Now that is Gun Control
Thought for the day:  Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
  Missouri definition of gun control "Being able to hit your Target!!!"


FACTS

-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach .
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

RECIPE

 POKE BERRY WINE

Pick ripe poke berries and wash em in a crock
Add four packs of yeast and cover with a cloth
If ya spill on the floor clean it up wiyh a mop
Don't get it on your hands 'cause it won't come off
You can make a few bottles or make a whole case
Just pour off the juice and sweeten to taste

From Gourmet Style Road Kill Cooking by Jeff Eberbaugh


Hi-tech Restaurant

 A man walked into a very fancy hi-tech restaurant. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Matre D was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said
Sir, there is a one hour wait and I am programmed to converse with you until your table is ready, if you please. Intrigued, the man said OK.
The robot clicked a couple more times and asked
Sir, what is your IQ?
The man answered
Oh, about 164.
The robot then began to discuss the Theory of Relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs and such.
The man was most impressed.  The next day he returned and thought hed try a different approach.
This time when the robot asked his IQ, the man said
Oh, about 100.
So the robot discussed NASCAR, the latest football scores and etc.
The man decided to try it one more time. When the robot asked his IQ again, he replied
Oh, I dont know, probably about 50.
The robot clicked again and leaned real close and spoke very slowly:
A-r-e  y-o-u-r  p-e-o-p-l-e  g-o-i-n-g  t-o  n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e  H-i-l-l-a-r-y?



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