JANUARY 1, 2002
Eating Healthy Vegetables
tired of broccoli, green beans, collard greens, spinach,
etc.? There is an alternative to get your recommended
daily servings of healthy vegetables. EAT CHOCOLATE!!! YES! Chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. BEANS = Vegetable. Sugar is derived
from either CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants which place
them in the vegetable category. Therefore, chocolate is
BEWARE!!! of Pills, Potions and Powders
compounds with dubious claims proliferate. "Companies
are allowed to promote products that are not shown to be
safe and effective for any use. Consumers are essentially
on their own," says Larry Sasich, a research
associate at Public Citizen Health Research Group, a
consumer research organization in Washington.
The Beartown News Editor would like your
opinion on this important issue. The reasons for banning
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE are listed below.
The Smokey Bear Balloon
Amanda DeBear of Beartown is one of the lucky passengers aboard the balloon as it passes the halfway point in its trip around the world. It is currently over Australia.
Did somebody say Beartown?
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