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AUGUST 1, 2005

MYSTERY

APTITUDE  TEST

IN EACH GROUP BELOW, CHOOSE THE ONE ITEM THAT DOES NOT BELONG WITH THE OTHER FOUR.  BE PREPARED TO DEFEND YOUR CHOICES.

CELERY,   PINEAPPLE,  STRAWBERRY,  PERSIMMON,  CURRANT

CONDOR,  RAVEN,  FLAMINGO,  HERON,  PIRANHA

FIR,  CHRYSANTHEMUM,  CYPRESS,  BEECH,  YEW

DEER,  DOG,  FLEA,  WOLF,  RAT

SAND,  ROCK,  PRINCESS TELEPHONE,  WATER,  SOIL

SEE NEXT MONTH'S BEARTOWN NEWS FOR THE ANSWERS


FROM LAST MONTH

POETRY in the KITCHEN

A poet, opening a new restaurant, offered a special dish or drink to every guest on opening day.  The first to arrive was Juan Carlos of Spain, followed by some friends from the American Legion.  The poet chose a coffee ring for the king and chocolate eclairs for the legionaires.
CAN YOU PICK THE DISH OR DRINK HE OFFERED FOR EACH OF THESE OTHER GUESTS?

1. Queen Noor Al Hussein
2. Sandra Day O'Connor
3. Notra Dame's "Fighting Irish"
4. Prince Charles
5. a Turkish nobleman
6. three hobos
7. two Arab potentates and their harems
8. a few strikebreakers
9. a group of convicts
10.a church official and some sisters from the convent
11. Khomeini
a. mints
b. leeks and chives
c. lox
d. plums
e. granola
f. crabs
g. grenadine
h. liquor and buns
i. kasha
j. fudge
k. melons
 

1. (g) Grenadine for the queen
2. (j) Fudge for the judge
3. (c) Lox for the jocks
4. (a) Mints for the prince
5. (i) Kasha for the pasha
6. (d) Plumbs for the bums
7. (b) Leeks for the sheiks and chives for their wives
8. (f) Crabs for the scabs
9. (k) Melons for the felons
10 (h) Liquor for the vicar and buns for the nuns
11. (e) Granola for the Ayatollah

 

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