JUNE 1, 2003
The Beartown constable
was walking in front of the Beartown Hotel when he heard a woman scream
He ran into the lobby and up the stairs to room 203.
Check the next issue of Beartown News for the answer.
FROM LAST MONTH
The Beartown Constable
has been kidnapped and finds himself in a small cabin with four walls.
Each wall has a window and all the windows face south. The
Constable sees a bear outside one of the windows.
The bear is white; a polar bear. The exclusive location, with all views being to the south, can only be the North Pole.
One spring day two
fathers and two sons went fishing at their favorite pond. They
fished and talked all morning and by noon everyone had caught one fish.
As the two fathers and two sons walked back home, everyone was happy
because each had a fish even though only three fish had been caught.
Only three people went fishing. A boy, his father, and his grandfather: two sons and two fathers.
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