WHO WERE the
The following names were given to
the offspring of parents from the earth, sky, and sea.
The parents include:
alligator, baboon, camel, caribou, cat,
dolphin, giraffe, goose, gopher, kangaroo, lion, llama, lobster, mouse,
parakeet, platypus, raccoon, skunk, tiger, walrus, whale, zebra.
FROM LAST MONTH
CAN YOU SOLVE THESE MYSTERIES???
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
Why do you have to "put your two cents in.," but
it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory,
will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
When your photo is taken for your driver's
license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the
police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap
operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
SEE NEXT MONTH'S
BEARTOWN NEWS FOR THE ANSWERS
NEVER MIND, DO THE BEST YOU CAN. I'M SURE ANY ANSWERS WOULD BE
CLICK BELOW FOR
Don't forget to click BACK
IS THIS A WHALE?
CLICK BELOW & HAVE YOUR MOUSE READY
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR OWN PRIVATE EYE
WHICH YOU CONTROL WITH YOUR CURSOR.
JUST CLICK THE THE LINK BELOW
DON'T FORGET to CLICK BACK