Frank Sinatra seems
to have a song for every occasion. Which of his trademark
standards would he sing..
To a dermatologist
To a sadist
To a poltergeist
After a big disappointment
At the circus
To a mule
To a female hobo
About Nancy, Ava, Mia, and Barbara
On the Staten Island Ferry
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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose
between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is
full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third. Lions that haven't eaten in
three years are dead.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him
under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? The woman was a
photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung
it up to dry.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use
it, and gray when you throw it away?
Can you name three consecutive days without using
the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or
Sunday? Sure you can: Yesterday,
Today, and Tomorrow!
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing
was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find
anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do
so without any coaching! The letter "e,"
which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear
once in the long paragraph.
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