CAN YOU FIGURE THESE
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose
between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is
full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him
under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use
it, and gray when you throw it away?
Can you name three consecutive days without using
the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing
was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find
anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do
so without any coaching!
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A QUIZ 4 U
This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not
trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year
because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every
year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their
own for several growing seasons . . . asparagus and rhubarb.
4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the
team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the
The only sport in which the ball is always in possession
of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without
touching the ball . . baseball.
5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
The fruit with its seeds on the outside . . strawberry.
6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is
genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the
How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the
bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and
are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the
entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at
7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and
they are all common words. Name two of them.
Three English words beginning with dw . dwarf, dwell and
8. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at
least half of them?
Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . . .
period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question
mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces,
9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers?
The original lakes referred to in Lakers . . . in
Minnesota. (The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers, and
kept the name when they moved west.)
10. There are 7 ways a baseball player can legally reach first base
without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way.
Name the other 6
Seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first
base without getting a hit . . . taking a base on balls (a walk) . . .
batter hit by a pitch, passed ball, catcher interference, catcher drops
third strike, fielder's choice, and being designated as a pinch-runner.
11. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh . . . lettuce.
12. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with
the letter "S."
more things you can wear on your feet beginning
with "s" . . .shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
snowshoes stockings, stilts.
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