WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must
first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the
road before it goes
after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road.
What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his "CURRENT"
problems before adding "NEW" problems.
Well I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
life long dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
I have just released eChicken2005, which will not
only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
eChicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never crash or
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the
Did I miss one?