Bear News

Beartown News

SEPTEMBER 1, 2005

LETTERS

 

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! 
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
 Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
 The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
 DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation.
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS--DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?
Group discussion and role playing. 
HEALTH WATCH--BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT--LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

Professor Leon DeBear
Beartown University

 


SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH BIRD IS THE MALE AND THE FEMALE 
 

This is AMAZING!  Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds.  I always thought it had to be determined surgically... until now.
 
Which of the two birds is a female?
 Below are two birds.  Study them closely......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female.. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
THE BIRDMAN of BEARTOWN

THE ONE WITH THE MOUTH MOVING is the FEMALE


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