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SEPTEMBER 1, 2004

LETTERS

CHAIN LETTER

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.
 Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!
 Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired
and discontented.
Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184
women, of whom four were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.
An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

 
William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

DEAR ABBY
 

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.
I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancÚ and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?
 
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation


Email: dernc@sover.net


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