SEPTEMBER 1, 2001
letter started in Reno in the hope of bringing relief and
happiness to tired newspapermen. Unlike most chain
letters, this does not cost any money. Simply send a copy
to five equally tired male friends, then bundle up your
wife and send her to the man at the top of the list.
come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98,
WEST VIRGINIA EDITION may have accidently been shipped
outside of WEST VIRGINIA. If you have one of these, you
may need some help understanding the commands. The West
Virginia edition may be recognized by the unique opening
screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of General
Robert E. Lee superimposed on a Confederate
flag. It is shipped with a Dukes of
Hazard screen saver.
Also note that WEST VIRGINIA EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to Winders 98:
You'll recognize WINDERS 98 WEST VIRGINIA
EDITION as it comes pre-loaded with certain "Favorites"
for browsing the Worldwide Web.
any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a
copy of the WEST VIRGINIA EDITION. You may return it to
Microsft for a replacement version.
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