WHY I AM SO DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago,
Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and
camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
" Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Now Obama has
stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so
depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a darn call center in
Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked
if I could drive a truck.
A PROFESSIONAL POLITICAL SPEECH