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MAY 1, 2010

LETTERS

WHY I AM SO DEPRESSED


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)  Roosevelt said,
" Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.  Got a darn call center in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck. 

A PROFESSIONAL POLITICAL SPEECH WRITER


Email: dernc@sover.net


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