LETTERS
Dear
God,
Are there any mailmen in Heaven? If so, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if
ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food.
But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail
extra fast when they fill my bowl.
Have you noticed my own blessing?
Dear
God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your sofa? Or is it
the same old story?
Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see
a cougar riding around? We dogs love to ride! I know
every breed cannot have its own model, but would it be
possible to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God,
If a dog barks, and barks, and barks in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear
God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have
been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but
all I ever hear back is the beagle across the road!
Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order?
Or is it that thing about carpets again?
Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug
and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they
think I'm jealous of this stupid mutt, Since they have no
sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent?
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