Howdy friends and neighbors.
Come on first Tuesday in November! I have already had about all
of the Presidential election I can stand. Surely, somewhere out
there in this great nation is a 'good ol' boy or gal,' that is
worth voting for. You know, someone that has actually done
something, not just talked about what they think they have
done. It's only the first quarter in the game between the R's
and the D's. Both sides keep talking about time for change.
Just what are they going to change? They obviously haven't
changed the game of politics. Billary and Bama Lama Ding Dong
boost the word 'change' every time I see the media put their
face on my boob tube.
The first place they could start
changing things would be on the Senate floor that they're
already on. Just go and look at their voting records for the
last several months and you will find they aren't showing up
to vote. You know, the job they campaigned so hard to get by
promising 'change,' but they just don't have the time.
McCain isn't immune from this either.
Let's talk 'change'. What in the world do these hot air
compressors think they are going to change and why? Again,
I'm just a professional bovine relocation specialist (it's the
21st century, we used to call them cowboys). But the way I
see it from Sunny Point,
Oklahoma, how are they going to change the greatest
nation in the world? All of the candidates are demanding we
must change! OK. I wake up a free man every morning and I'm
free to do anything that is morally right or I can do
nothing. If I choose to do something productive that day,
well I can whistle at my dog, start up my ol' tan feed truck
that I bought with the help of a free enterprising banking
system I chose to use. Plus, there's the fact that other free
Americans assembled this truck, and the companies that bought,
sold and hauled parts and supplies to make that pickup
possible. As I turn the key, ol' tans fires up on diesel fuel that a mean, nasty, big oil company conveniently made very
accessible and affordable to me. I turn out of my land that I
can freely own, onto a county maintained road that leads to
any point in North America I would choose to go to that day.
Also, in this country, I am free to own livestock and free to
care for them so that the livestock will return a profit so I
can repay my bank, buy my feed and fuel, and provide for my
family. On Sunday Morning (or any other day that ends in 'Y')
my family is free to drive from our house on a ribbon of roads
that lead to the Church of our choice and worship the real
owner of all things we know, God. We can give praise to Him
for all and especially for Jesus.
Why can't these hopefuls for the highest-ranking governmental
seat see that it is just that simple? Provide me
infrastructure and protect me from these knot-headed whack's
that think they can take away our freedom. Billary, Bama Mama
or McNobrain aren't going to change anything. The foundations
of this great country can't be changed by one person, no
matter how much they think they can. As Americans, we have
the right to succeed or fail and try again as we please. As a
free man, I'm getting good at failing but I get smarter when I
When presidential candidates tout change, the only thing I see
in this country that needs changing is them. Life in America
is good and for those that don't think so, you're free to
leave at any time, go to another country of your choice and
try to change it.
I'm Monte Tucker, and that is what's under my professional
bovine relocation specialist hat. Wait, I'm not changing,
that is what's under my COWBOY hat!