We have the distinguished honor
of being on the committee to
raise $5,000,000.00 for a
monument of Bill Clinton. We
originally wanted to put him on
Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for
two more faces. We then decided
to erect a statue of Bill
Clinton in the Washington D.C.
Hall Of Fame.
We are having a bit of
difficulty as to where the
statue should be placed. It was
not proper to place it beside
the statue of George Washington,
who never told a lie, or beside
Jesse Jackson, who never told
the truth, since Bill Clinton
could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it
beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he
did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he
had been, and did it all on
someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate
people who has anything left
after taxes, we expect a
generous contribution to this
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised
$1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing . . . .
. let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 Million
for his memoirs. His wife
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for memories
from two people who for eight
years repeatedly testified,
under oath, that they couldn't
God Bless America! PLEASEeeeeee,
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