Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
to no avail.
What can I do?
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "I Thought You
Loved Me.exe" and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Whatever you do, DO
NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 ...
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.