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MARCH 1, 2007

LETTERS

SADDAM'S  OBITUARY

 
All the obits written about Saddam Hussein were incomplete. All left out a listing of his surviving sons and daughters.
A corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restaurateur;
Guday, who lives in
Australia;
Huray, a sports fanatic;
Sashay, who is gay;
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;

Sayhay, a baseball player;
Ojay, a stalker and murderer;


Gulay, a singer and entertainer;
Ebay, an Internet entrepreneur;
Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist;
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;
Tupay, who is bald,

 and by seven daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;
Bufay, a big eater;
Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company;
Phayray, an actress;
Sapheway, a grocery store owner;
Ollay, who lives in Mexico;
Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.

 


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