DOCTOR CHIEF CHARLES MOOSE
Charles Alexander Moose, 50, has been the
Montgomery County, Maryland, Police Chief
for three years. Prior to his work in Montgomery County, Moose served on
the Portland, Oregon, police force for 27 years, six of which were as
the chief. Chief Moose was raised in Lexington, North Carolina.
He holds a BA in US history from the University of
North Carolina, and a PHD in urban studies and criminology from Portland
State University. Chief Moose also serves as Major Moose in the District
of Columbia Air National Guard.
Alongside the luminary talents of Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme,
and Dustin Diamond, Chuck Moose made his Hollywood debut as a fugitive
from justice in Simon West's blockbuster Wild Moose Chase. Moose
followed up this box office smash with his star turn as thinly-veiled
alter ego "Brock Moose" in The Moose Is Loose. Not content with
capturing the envy of adventure-deprived moviegoers, Moose segued into a
new career as romanic leading man; he appeared as "Carlton" opposite
Family Matters' Kellie Shanygne Williams as "Lou" in Pretty Woman II:
Moose now found himself firmly established as a sex symbol. He appeared
on the cover of Playgirl, and was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man
Alive. Yet, Charles found that his fast-paced, heavy-partying,
paparazzi-fleeing life left him emotionally and spiritually empty. Moose
decided to forsake Hollywood and fame for a more fulfilling life in
public service, specifically, on the force.
Having now made his reputation in the law enforcement community, Moose
looks ahead to a career in politics. He does not intend to slum it in
the local or state offices, no way, Jose; Charles A. Moose intends to
run as the Bull Moose Party Presidential candidate in 2004. Among his
job qualifications are his ability to make grown women quiver in their
private areas just by using Imaginary Antler Power, being able to snap
necks with just a twitch of his pinky, and the best "no comment" poker
face known to man.
MANY THANKS FROM ALL OF BEARTOWN
FOR A JOB WELL DONE!!!
FROM ALL US
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME
As probably the only
ninth generation native Vermonter, I beg for your vote to help me get
elected to an unprecedented 17th term in Montpelier. I have upped
my standards to the highest possible level, do likewise and