Well she’s a moose shootin’ mama
And she’ll help keep our country free
She’s a moose shootin’ mama
She’ll make a great big P

When she looks you in the eye
You know that girl don’t lie
She’s a moose shootin’ mama
Yes, Sarah is the girl for me

She’ll help the prez keep our taxes down
And clean up Washington
Get them pork-barrel boys on the run
Man, this is gonna be fun

And it’s drill, baby, drill
Cause we’re paying way too much
Maybe what this country needs is a woman’s touch

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MOOSE JOKES

What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
Chris-Moose!
Who makes up Alaskan nursery rhymes?
Mother Moose!
Who is the most famous Alaskan cartoon character?
Mickey Moose!
What holiday plant do Alaskans kiss under?
Moosel-toe!
Who is the "Father of the North Country"?
George Moosington.
What do you call a sleeping male moose?
A bull-dozer!
Why do moose have such big antlers?
For better radio reception. They're moosic lovers