OCTOBER 1, 2001
LETTER of CLARIFICATION
Dear Beartown Residents,
I am writing this letter to try and explain that the Minister of the First Beartown Chuch is in no way connected to the KKK. I know my remarks have been interpreted by some to instill this conclusion. All I ever said was that the Minister is " A wizard under the sheets".
come ta our attention dat along with a coupola copies of
the WINDOWS 98, WEST VIRGINIA EDITION, as explained in
the September issue of Beartown News, it has just bin
discovered dat some copies of WINDAS 98, BROOKLYN EDITION
may have accidently bin shipped outsida of Brooklyn. If
ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin'
da commands. Da Brooklyn Edition may be recognized by da
unique openin' screen. It reads: WINDAS 98 wit a
background picture of Grand Army Plaza.
Also note dat any voice recognition software run
on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da
letters. Some programs and udder accessories dat are
exclusive to WINDAS 98:
any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a
copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to
Microsoft for a replacement version.
careful to not over feed your JACK-O-LANTERN!
Copyright 2000 Claude Dern, All Rights Reserved
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