A Love Letter???? I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan ...... I will make you beg for mercy ...... beg for me to stop ........ I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished .......... And you will be weak ...... for days ............ With all my Love, The Flu

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'Twas the day after Christmas
'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, 
Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. 
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; 
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, 
While upstairs the family continued to snore. 
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, 
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, 
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. 
Away to the window I flew like a flash, 
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, 
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. 
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; 
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox 
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. 
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. 
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears 
Here's Robinson's, Levitz's and Target and Mervyn's. 
To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall, 
Now charge away--charge away--charge away all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work. 
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk. 
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road, 
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, 
"Enjoy what you got. . . . . .you'll be paying all year!"