JANUARY 1, 2003
TRAFFIC CONGESTION on SWAMP ROAD
DEAR BEARTOWN RESIDENTS,
I wish to briefly explain
the cause of the the traffic jam on Swamp Road the afternoon of December
31. A blonde's car broke down and she pulled over to the side of
the road. She got out and walked back and opened the trunk.
Two men in trench coats got out of the trunk. One faced to the
rear of the car and the other to the front. They both began to
open their coats exposing their nude bodies to the oncoming traffic.
Sometime during the early evening of December 31,2002, I was visiting my friend Clark and we started drinking some eggnog with rum. It was the most happy experience I have had in years. As I awoke sometime on January 1,2003, my head was painfully asking me several questions. The most pressing and important question was: HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH POWERFUL EGGNOG? (see below)
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