JANUARY 1, 2002

Letter from Boozer Bob

Dear fellow Guzzlers, Lushes, Rumhounds, and Winos,

Late one night (or early morning) during the recent holiday season, I met this odd looking Dr. Souse character. He is a professional Souse, like all Doctors, and most certainly a professional boozer and lush.. While we were tippling and swilling, Dr. Souse kept repeating a wonderful poem that I wish to share with all of you. Crack a bottle, wet your whistle, and drink like a fish as you enjoy the poem below which is undoubtedly appropriate any time of the year.
The sound and image take a while to get loaded, just like yourself!!!

Inebriously yours,
Boozer Bob

POTATO CONTEST

Thanks to the many hundreds of you readers who participated in last fall's BIGGEST POTATO CONTEST. As promised, I announce the grower of the largest potato to be FRED TUBER. His giant potato weighed 3.674892 pounds. This truly Community Contest was certainly successful. I now have at least a six month supply of potatoes. Thanks to all of you for participating as we all look forward to what will become a yearly event. Next fall will be the first year of the APPLE CONTEST.

Claude Dern
Editor

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