SEPTEMBER 1, 2001

BEARTOWN
FAIR

It is once again time for the annual Beartown Fair. This year the honey and nut exhibits have been expanded. You are invited to enjoy the freshest possible honey available which you personally remove from the hive.

The popular new singing group, The Muzzleloading Sisters, will perform every evening at 7 PM.

Tractor and Truck Pulls, Stockcar Races, Demolition Derbys, Pie Eating Contests, and the Judging of Local Vegetables will take place daily. The Midway this year is operated by Disaster Inc.

FARMERS

Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves better of mankind, and does more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together.

Ever wonder what radio station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN listen to while on the internet? Why good old Country Music, of course, on none other than: www.countrybear.com Click here for genuine real country.

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