Bear News Beartown News

AUGUST 1, 2007

WELCOME!!!
The Beartown Chamber of Commerce (members listed below) is pleased to welcome SHIT CREEK PADDLE STORES to our community.

Passion Knit
Get Plastered
Lion on the Beach
Delight in Disorder
Rock Bottom Industries Inc.
Branch Manager (tree pruning)
James-Bond United Church
Copy Cat Reproductions
The Monkey Bar & Grill
Drapes and Sew Much More
Draw the Line Art Therapy
Ein - stein Cafe & Pub
The Bead Goes On
The Blind Spot
Bow Wow Wow Inc.
Cave Interiors Renovators
The Stalk Market
Presents of Mine
Cycle Path
Lox, Stock and Bagel
The Mattress Firm
Meat on the Beach
Pro-Choice Auto Centre
Get Plastered

BEAR  WHIZ  BEER,  CEO

The Daily Grind Café
The Funky Skunk
Nightee Night
T’s Me
The Pie’s the Limit
Hi Fi Fo Fum
La Tea Da
Nuclear Lemonade
The Dog House
Eat My Martini
Grabbajabba
Let There Be Light
Likely Stories
Maid to Measure
Bear Spot
Clothes Friend
Watch It
Nice and Duff
About Face
Moose Crossing
Melting Pot
Feet First
Fish Music
Puurfect Pet

 

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The purpose of this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.

DID SOMEBODY SAY BEARTOWN
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