Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter - Eskimo Pi

 2000 pounds of Chinese soup - Won ton

 1 millionth of a mouthwash - 1 microscope

 Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - 1 bananosecond

 Weight an evangelist carries with God - 1 billigram

 Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour - Knot-furlong

 65.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling - 1 lite year

 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone - 1 Rod Serling

 Half of a large intestine - 1 semicolon

 1000 aches - 1 megahurtz

 Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower

 Shortest distance between two jokes - A straight line

 454 graham crackers - 1 pound cake

 1 million-million microphones - 1 megaphone

 1 million bicycles - 2 megacycles

 2000 mockingbirds - two kilomockingbirds

 10 cards - 1 decacards

 1 kilogram of falling figs - 1 Fig Newton

 1000 grams of wet socks - 1 literhosen

 1 millionth of a fish - 1 microfiche

 1 trillion pins - 1 terrapin

 10 rations - 1 decoration

 100 rations - 1 C-ration

 2 monograms - 1 diagram

 8 nickels - 2 paradigms

 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital - 1 I.V. League

 100 Senators - Not 1 decision.