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JULY 1, 2010

 

Absolutely spectacular idea... 
 

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.


Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift.


Case closed!


This is so simple that it's brilliant.  I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."


Works for me!

 

Thought  for the day....
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug
dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'

 

 

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