insisting that changes take place in our country......
Santa Claus will be banned as
he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic
Exclamation, "Ho, ho,
No public mourning of
Hawaiian singer, Don Ho, who recently died.
Pirate movies will be
censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, Ho."
John Wayne Movies
with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from
All references to the
Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song
"High-ho!" which is
offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
Any mention of
farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a
The Lone Ranger will
be eliminated from popular culture because he uses
offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
All "Ho-downs" will
be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern
All travel to Ho Chi
Minh City will be banned.
"Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be
the English language.
If you are sleepy and
say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
Idaho will cease
being a state.