FISHING SEASON is
When four fisherman get
together, there's always a fifth
There is no use in your
walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as
unsuccessful near home!
Can cows tell you whether or
not the fish are biting?
Some folks think so. They claim that
cattle graze actively at times when the fish are hungry, and that when
cattle stop eating to rest, fish do too. So check a pasture as you
Fish seem to have a 10 to 12 body lengths per second
speed limit. Big fish usually swim faster than small fish.
Fishing boats leak.
Fishing boat captains drink.
Any fish you lose is a big one.
Fishing was always better the day before
you got there.
Though fishing is a very difficult sport,
it can be mastered by any man or woman with average strength and
Fishing equipment size
standards are as comprehensible as prayer in Latin. A No. 14 hook
is much smaller than a No. 8 hook. But wait, anyone could figure
that system out, so they complicated it. When you get down to "1"
they add a slash and a zero and then the hooks get bigger along with the
what radio station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN
listen to while on the internet? Why good old
Country Music, of course, on none other than: www.countrybear.com
here for genuine real country.
purpose of this paper is to report area news, and
nothing but the news so help me God, unless I
feel like doing something else, which I can do
whether you like it or not because it is my paper.
You can read it or not, just as you please. But
remember, if you don't read an issue you don't
know what your missing.
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