WHAT COLOR CAR
DO YOU
Drive?
Are you
aware that the color of the car you buy is determined by
your psyche? Different types of people prefer different
colors.
Here is the color preference chart:
GREEN:
For adventurous, fresh, young, vital citizens. They enjoy
the outdoor life and have a pioneer spirit, being full of
life and vigor. They enjoy people and small talk.
RED:
For those who enjoy living, loving, and laughter. It's a
fundamental and warm color, appealing to fundamentally
warm people. It connotes fire and enthusiasm.
WHITE:
(you have to pretend this color is white or you cannot
see the letters) For attractive and artistic people, who
like pretty things and feel they themselves are good to
look at. Doesn't distract from a focal point. A person
sitting in a white car is very noticable.
BLACK:
Indicates substantial, sturdy disposition, people who
disdain show and display, yet discreet and modest, and
look to the better things of life.
BLUE: The
more quiet, reserved, even-tempered, reliable,
traditionally kind to strangers and loyal to friends.
They are not out-in-front people, nor are they pulling up
the rear.
BROWN or
TAN: Cordial, deep-thinking folks, neighborly
and well-meaning.
Actually, color
preferences go in cycles. There was a time when it was
difficult to sell green-colored cars. This was after
World War II, when people were tired of anything close to
khaki in color. Car buyers wanted something totally
different, so they switched to red, and then the preference changed
to white. Blue has never been a leader, but
always a contender. The current trend is strong to black but the cycle has turned to green, and this is now one of the most
popular colors.
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
General
George Gizmo Zard, longtime Beartown resident and
decorated Army retiree is not a man to be idle. A
graduate of Perdue, he has an extensive background in
animal husbandry and last month developed a new breed of
chicken. Bitten by the mutation bug, General Zard
continues to put Beartown in the world spotlight with his
latest breed of cattle.
Thanks to the GENERAL for being a
BEARTOWN
RESIDENT
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nothing but the news so help me God, unless I
feel like doing something else, which I can do
whether you like it or not because it is my paper.
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