Question:
What is the truest definition of
Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer : An
English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a
French tunnel,
driving a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a,
Canadian
using
Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips, and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by
Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked by
Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican
illegals.......
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Ever wonder what radio
station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN listen
to while on the internet? Why good old Country Music, of course,
on none other than: www.countrybear.com
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The purpose of
this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so
help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I
can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You
can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you
don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.
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