Bear News Beartown News

MAY 1, 2005

GOT GAS PAINS???
    Beartown is slowly returning to the transportation methods of 100 years ago.  Horse and buggies, bicycles, and walkers are again a common sight.  Tents are appearing near some businesses where the commuters can now sleep with the return of warmer weather.  One horsepower transports the Constable around town.  Jaywalking has replaced speeding as the most violated ordinance.  School buses have been parked and the students now get well needed exercise and will soon become taller than they are wide.

 


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